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国外也有段子手:我教球王踢点球!

发布时间:2018-08-03 09:46  来源:未知  作者:2018世界杯投注网
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小伙伴们大家好,欢迎来到每周的“国外也有段子手”!上周的国际赛场精彩看点层出不穷,各大豪门纷纷开启了季前赛的行程。利物浦和曼联上演双红会,巴萨点球战胜热刺,曼城逆转战胜拜仁,而阿森纳则大比分击败巴黎圣日耳曼。好了,话不多说,让我们快来看看歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

阿图尔首秀进球,巴萨点球大战胜热刺

repsaj33(巴萨球迷):这帮乳臭未干的小老弟,罚起点球来竟然骚得一批…(Our baby faced barca boys can take some solid ass pens hot damn.)

reva_r(巴萨球迷):快把梅西送到B队练练级,这样他就能学会罚点球了!(Send Messi to train with the Barca B team. He can finally learn to take penalties.)

Skadrys(巴萨球迷):这帮娃娃罚点确实不错,但“正规比赛的压力”!=“友谊赛的压力”。(These kids kick better pens, but “Real game pressure” != “Friendly game pressure”.)

MagicalMesut(阿森纳球迷):兄弟,对于字符串变量,你应该说:strcmp(“正规比赛的压力” ,“友谊赛的压力”) != 0。(Well, for string variables you should say strcmp(“Real game pressure” ,“Friendly game pressure”) != 0.)

Ledbulb_(未知主队球迷):CTMD,早早地用.NE.不就完了吗?(Damn it why not just use .NE. ?)

(注:”!=” 和“strcmp()”均为C语言语句,“.NE.”为Fotran77语句,三者在文中均表示“不相等”。)

Snowypinkrose(热刺球迷):虽然我们输了球,但至少我们的球衣更好看呀!(But at least our kit looks better.)

Pringles213(热刺球迷):我们输球的根本原因,是因为我们的新援梅友仁还没上场!(We lost because we didn’t play our new signing Mr. Nobody.)

Elkmoosebison(尤文球迷):戈麦斯受了伤,开始我还挺可怜他,直到我想起人家一年好歹也是能挣几百万的…(Gomes needs a break…I feel sorry for him then remember he earns millions a year anyway.)

TheyCallMeYDG(英格兰球迷):我的天,场上这帮小孩,应该高中都还没毕业吧…(my god the kids haven’t graduated high school yet)

Panteraepantico(弗拉门戈球迷):我还是挺高兴的,因为我们再也不用和阿图尔交手了…(I am so happy we are not playing against Arthur anymore.)

mm3n(巴萨球迷):我们的亚瑟王什么时候拔剑登基呀!(I wonder when he will pull out the sword and become a king.)

(注:阿图尔英文”Arthur”,与“亚瑟”英文拼写相同。)

baconlocomoco(巴萨球迷):巴萨这是一半的巴西国家队和一半法国国家队的结合体了…(Barça about to be half Brazilian NT half French NT.)

沙奇里倒钩,利物浦4-1曼联

CoolHandHazard(未知主队球迷):可能人们都忘了告诉沙奇里,其实世界杯已经结束了…(Someone forgot to tell Shaqiri the World Cup is over.)

Kiriyama(曼城球迷):现场的109000名美国观众应该都会认为沙奇里就是世界上最牛逼的球员了吧!(109,000 Americans now believe Shaqiri is the greatest footballer alive.)

JuanG12(巴萨球迷):利物浦是怎么只花1350万镑就买到沙奇里的?(How did Liverpool get this man for £13.5M?!.)

Tyrinder(利物浦球迷):光是这脚倒钩就已经值1300万了…(That goals worth £13m alone.)

Lntrinsic(利物浦球迷):库鸟为什么要离开利物浦?因为他已经预见到了这赛季要生活在沙奇里的阴影之下!(Coutinho left because he knew he would be in Shaqiri's shadow this season.)

Yaraelshab(未知主队球迷):利物浦在安娜堡体育场这场季前友谊赛里获得的点球,已经比2017-18赛季一整年在安菲尔德获得的点球还多了…(LFC have had more penalties at Ann Arbor stadium in a pre-season friendly than in the entire Premier League season at Anfield in 2017/2018.)

rlh17(未知主队球迷):安娜堡的密西根体育场能容纳109901人,而这场利物浦和曼联的比赛门票已经全部卖光了…(Michigan Stadium in Ann Arbor has a capacity of 109,901. It is sold out for Liverpool vs Manchester United.)

Bumi_Earth_King(利物浦球迷):哦不!希望他们能知道这比赛的性质,不要期待有太多大牌出现…(Oh no. I really hope they know what it is. Hope they're not expecting to see too many stars.)

RecentCode(那不勒斯球迷):大部分球迷应该不在乎吧,他们穿着皇马、法国队或巴萨的球衣去看比赛,还在纳闷为什么杰拉德没上场呢!(Most people don’t care. They show up with their Real Madrid, France and Barça jerseys and wonder why Steven Gerrard isn’t playing.)

Greaves(罗马球迷):就像之前NBA去伦敦打比赛一样,人们还在期盼乔丹能在中场休息的时候来表演灌篮呢!(Kinda like the NBA has its London game and people wonder if Michael is gonna dunk in the half time show.)

(PS:小编目前就在这场比赛地安娜堡上学,看比赛的美国人当然是凑热闹的占绝大多数,但这才是足球的市场所在。而像小编这种资深球迷,肯定是不去看这种友谊赛的!为什么呢?主要是因为穷…)

多点开花,阿森纳5-1巴黎

Platypus9(阿森纳球迷):唉,这场要是踢的是拜仁该多好啊!(Damn if only they were playing Bayern.)

I_am_the_grass(阿森纳球迷):我也不是吹牛逼,现在我厂基本是稳拿世界杯了!(Not getting carried away but we're gonna win the World Cup.)

MajesticPlatypus9(阿森纳球迷):来啊,把所有的奖杯都发给我厂!(Give us every trophy now.)

Theenigmacode(利物浦球迷):好的,请您签收国际冠军杯、酋长杯和抠门杯…(Take the ICC, Emirates Cup and Net Spend trophy.)

逆转取胜,曼城3-2拜仁

raghavk180(曼城球迷):布拉沃这场比赛做出的扑救,比2016-17整个赛季都多了…(Bravo made more saves today than whole of 16-17 season.)

chenInsanel0l(拜仁球迷):现在我有点期盼,什么时候我们能够踢一场正儿八经有中后卫的比赛…(Looking forward to the games where we actually have CBs again.)

好了,亲爱的小伙伴们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为大家播报到这了,让我们下期不见不散!




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